1. Hiccups
2. Mucus
3. The DMV
4. Aunt "Flo"
5. Rednecks
6. American beers
7. Minimum wage
8. Florida
9. Wedgies

Dear God,

Please make them stop. They are now paving the road out in front of my house. So now, not only does it smell like chicken ass, but it smells like tar now, too. I have been tarred and feathered, and I just don't think I deserve it.

Love and kisses,

Liz